Hey, tell me who's hot, who's not
Tell me who you wanted to go to the store
(Uh huh, Yeah)
Him or me?
(Yeah Uh huh, yeah)
If he goes he buys broccoli
But I buy candy bar though
I dont want no Twislex bar
(Twislex Bar)
I dont want no hershey crunch
I dont want no candy cane
(Candy Candy)
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch
So I STEP to the snack machine
And I TAKE out my dollar bill
But the snack machine said correct change
I get mad, POOP on my dollar bill
This is bad, now Im sad
No peanut make Hashmeer mad
So I did phone call to chiropractor Doug Hewitt
Ask him for the change
Said he would do it
But he forgot
Now Im at a ten
But I still go and go for back estimate
I drink goats milk and sometimes punch
And I need a good snack to go with my lunch

I want:

Peanuts Chuh Chuh
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
What I want, What I want
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
What I want, What I want
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
What I want, What I want
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
Peanuts Chuh Chuh
What I want, What I want
What I want, What I want

I eat peanuts every day
Feels so good when I have them in my haind
I do not care what the people say
Cause if I dont got my peanuts then Im in pain
Theyve got vitamins and minerals
Make me strong as you can tell
They make me a lyrical general
You dont eat peanuts go to the hell
You can do 200 push up
If you eat peanuts a lot
Then you get the girls with a really good butt
And they let you put the peepee right in the crackshot
Peanuts good, potato chips bad
Peanuts are the best snack